Medium-Quality Memes For People With Low Standards

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    Text - This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on. Boasting a guest verse from Dr. Dre, what classic '90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing, "I like the way you work it"? A: No Diggity B: Hardly Any Diggity C:A Fair Amount of Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity
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    Bird - K-pop album covers be like: Posted in r/memes reddit
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    Text - Marci Robin @MarciRobin I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off – with a pen, on paper- that I'm not a robot. V I'm not a robot FECAPTCHA Privacy-Tenne Submit C Matthew @genoforprez *sweats coolant*
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    Text - Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13 "I'm not like other girls", she said, golden skin shimmering in the summer sun, and she wasn't, she was a rotisserie chicken that I bought, took outside, and performed a small skit with in the parking lot before eating in my car while sobbing loudly
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    Text - when my parents use me and my accomplishments as an example to my siblings but they don't really know that I'm actually on the verge of failure
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    Text - ♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBad One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot. 8:34 PM · 25 Apr 16 5,301 RETWEETS 10K LIKES <>
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    Text - You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for kittencasual: 2. $4.99 COUNT 99 SYIKES CAUT in the yard ORANGE LIGHT BULBS Diameter: 24 inch Length: 41 inch
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    Text - Nobody : Not a single soul in the universe: Michael Jackson : 00
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    News - Somebody once told me... GEEL MERCHANT "HANDS OFF MY TIQIL CAUTICU CALLTION MACARONI" CAIT EzeWs "HE WAS PICKING UP THE GUN, WITH HIS FINGER AND HIS THUMB RAISING UP, POINTED STRAIGHT AT HIS FOREHEAD" - EYE WITNESS MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEAD Eel
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    Text - The most useful graph I've ever found... Y'all gonna make me Up in Here Elsewhere Lose my Mind Go All Out Acta Fool Lose my Cool
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    Text - Aparna Nancherla O @aparnapkin QUARANTINE SELF-DISCOVERY: I am still regularly late to things even when they don't involve traveling any physical distance 14:25 · 3/25/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - dan mentos @DanMentos [neil degrasse tyson at a Train concert] JUPITER IS A GAS GIANT YOU CAN'T HAVE DROPS OF IT [fighting off security] MORE LIKE DROPS OF STUPIDER 09/10/2017, 20:02 12.6K Retweets 42K Likes
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    Cartoon - U/PEACHGRANDSON Me trying to convert the metric system value into bald eagles per obese child
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.
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    Product - this is the type of guy you read about in math problems money
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    Batman - You aren't freaking out. Why are you so calm during this pandemic? That's my secret. I'm always anxious.
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    Games - My biology teacher asking me a question Me not paying attention "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
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    Text - NETFLIX Brotherhood Of Unemployed Magiclans Live in Box on Street St. Loser, Misery 46254 holybazookas The things you see delivering mail
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    Text - danny nett @dannynett friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli >
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    Text - kestre1s physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll Source: bittern 171,991 notes ifunny.co
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    Text - Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis Last night I realized that if you start inexplicably clapping when one of your friends arrives at a party, everyone else at the party will start clapping, too. It's the perfect wholesome prank, 10/10 highly recommend.
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    Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans ART COLLECTORS: my vault is hermetically sealed COMIC COLLECTORS: everything is ordered by issue and in plastic TOY COLLECTORS: I've never even opened this box BOOK COLLECTORS: (erupts from a pile of books) I have no idea what I was looking for when I started 11:34 AM 12 Feb 20
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    Product - Me: *making out with girlfriend on the couch* Her: You wanna take this to the bedroom? Me: Aight l'll grab this end, you get the other
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    Superfood - sam @_birdpaladin CHOOSE YOUR GENDER Kepehup. Ranibow Sprimkle O CAL Penuts SPINCH
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    Text - Danfel Edpalina 1 second ago · ... Post malone. 02 12 Danfel Edpalina Comment malone. Just now Like Reply Danfel Edpalina Reply malone. Message malone Screenshot Malone
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    Text - Minhaj @MinhajSahak The number of memes you share is directly proportional to your depression 3:19 pm · 27 Aug 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see one 大志田橋 Oshita Bridge
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    Text - triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture
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    Shoulder - Vegans getting excited for dinner like how's my favorite branch doing?
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    Product - @zahraloum how everyday feels AYPO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY > adam.the.crea
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    Text - Harry Bradbury @BradburyHarry Why do Americans say "Are you kidding me RIGHT NOW"... would someone be kidding you yesterday? In a few minutes? Tomorrow? O 10 12:27 AM - Nov 8, 2019 8 See Harry Bradbury's other Tweets <>
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    Text - Ernesto @ErnieP35 When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts. 5/14/19, 7:37 PM 75.3K Retweets 301K Likes
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    Text - How to be good at talking 1. Polite greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal link 4. Manage expectations @lifehack. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 3 4
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    Text - Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven "Bro, you want this pamphlet?" "Brochure"
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    Facial expression - College girls looking at their apartments after hanging a single strand of Christmas lights in the living room Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
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    Text - Michael @Home_Halfway ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5 3:31 PM · 10/9/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Me: l'm tired My brain: turn on the tv Me: but I need sleep My brain: go pay some bills Me: I'm so exhausted My brain: oRgAnlzE yOuR sPiCes 4:42 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - I've gone a full year, maybe even two, without thinking about the state of Delaware.
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    Text - There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."
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    Text - Who made this YOU'RE A UNIT OF POWER, HARRY. I'M A WATT?
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    Text - me: I gotta focus on this becau- brain: ladies and gentlemen me: please brain: this is mambo number five
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